These are cute.
IS THAT AN OTTER TEXTING A HEDGEHOG
The dino one is so cute
I’ve reblogged this so many times, I just can’t help it. It’s fucking adorable.
one of my favorite things about hiking is when i come across a strange structure deep in the woods and am left to wonder how and why and when
how: demons. why: demon portal. when: 5 pm demon time
it’s always 5pm demon time, somewhere
I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra
i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free
that’s called night robbery
so be it
if someone “fights like a girl” you should be absolutely terrified of them have ever seen a girl fight they’ll rip your fucking throat out with their hands while the guys are still doing that weird cobra posturing thing for five minutes
hands down, still the best pick-up line i’ve heard in my life.
it’s so shitty when you finally realize someone who you cared so much about and wanted to be apart of your life so much doesn’t feel at all near the same way and could barely care at all about you